Perhaps I think a *teensy bit* too much about fashion...

I plopped myself down on the Metro yesterday next to a discarded Wall Street Journal, and was idly thumbing through it when this headline caught my eye: "Readers Are Long on Cheers (and Some Jeers) at the Idea of Shorter Tees".

My brain's immediate response: Oh, nooooo! Shorter tees? But I was really loving the extra-long lengths all the brands had embraced lately! Don't tell me we're back to the era of muffin-tops and belly-baring Britney wannabes! This is terrrrrrible!

Once I was all suitably riled up, I realized it was an article about golf courses.

{Image of tops from Three Dots, fine maker of extra-long tees.}