Meat is murder

I've had this horrible pain in my heart for the last couple of days, so Carl went with me to the doctor this morning. My diagnose was nutrient shortage and the recomended medicine was to start eating meat again. I haven't eaten meat since I was 12, apart from fish, which I'm still eating. I had some of Carl's ham when I got home and it was really hard to make myself eat it. It just seemed unnatural after all these years to eat pig again. Anyway, I'm giving this meat diet a month, and if it doesn't work, I'll go back to my beloved vegetables.