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Friday, September 5, 2008

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Someone please tell me they watched the ANTM-wait, no, I should actually spell it out because this is HUGE-America's Next Top Model premiere??? I had a few thoughts. Which means I had many thoughts.

"Whoever thought the space theme would be a good idea? Oh, humanity."-Belle.
True dat. But it would've been semi cool if the set didn't look like one for a dating show, they didn't use phrases like "let us beam feircely", and they got some clothes that didn't look like they came from an S Club 7 music video:The whole episode was PSA OVERLOAD (with a little Gossip Girl promoting here and there)! Of course it was about the election. Hmmm....I wonder who Tyra is voting for? Gosh, if only she had made it obvious to the world.
Not gonna lie, when the judges went "Now it's YOUR turn to vote!" I thought there was a new thing where you vote for you favorite model. Stupid *points to self*. Only natural of Tyra to cast a bisexual, transgender, and plus size (though the plus size didn't make it to the actual cast. I think she looked too much like Whitney.)
Elina (the next Kim) is from Ukraine, which I find pretty cool. She's really tough about animal rights too. If she becomes too much for the judges I bet Tyra will purposely do a photoshoot where they have to model ferret carcus. I'm not crazy about her though because she reminds me of a girl at my school (personal side note for sophie: her last name is Toad, her lover is FatAss McGee).Isis is fabulous. I love her. One of my flava faves. And when the judges interviewed everyone to see how much they knew about fashion, Isis was the only one who had answers. Everyone else was all "YOU CAN TEACH ME!" Come on ladies, this is America's Next Top Model, not American Idol. We are better than this.

But some girls were getting all mad about it, only because they feel THREATENED. Clark especially was getting all ROAR about it, I could almost see her taking out her tranny slingshot. I strongly dislike (scene freezes and the caption "HATE" appears at the bottom of the screen. Take that Jason Reitman) Clark.My other favorite is Marjorie.EDIT: Ha, I spelled Agyness wrong. How could I? She is EVERYWHERE now....

And in interesting news, Toccara, the plus size contestant from Cycle 3, was just in Vogue Italia. I KNOWWWW. I'm proud. I love her. And she didn't even win antm!! And it's a GOOD, really good, Vogue!! Not American Vogue, and not Seventeen!! And what have you done Whitney, hmmm?? AND get this: she was even up there with Matron Mama Tyra herself only Toccara had her own editorial. TREATED/DISSED/BURNED YOUR LIFE TYTY.

Sugar high? Me? Noo...

Disclaimer: Sorry if you came here hoping to find commentary on Sarah Palin's convention speech, but this is about Tyra's ego and not the 2008 election. I would like to commend you on the effort it must have taken you to squint your eyes small enough to read this! Now stop playing Free Cell and get back to work.

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